Una Cubana salva el dia

Late afternoon, I was deciding between hitting a restaurant or checking out the ladies at Criket. Naturally I opted for seeing tits (with food later). For a while this seemed like a bad decision.

There's no cover in the afternoon so I just walked in and scoped out the room before finding a table to sit. The place was busy, with customers filling most of the tables scattered around the central stage, half of the bar seats and all of the booths. There were also lots of dancers sitting with the customers, talking and drinking. There was definitely an energetic, happy hour vibe in the place.

But I don't come into a club for the vibe. I come in for the strippers and basically none that I could see were attractive. The mix was half black, a quarter white, a quarter hispanic, with pretty much all of them being heavy. And not just "she's a little chunky but doable" either. One white girl sat and talked to me for a bit; she had a pretty face and was interesting to talk to but looked to be 200+ pounds. I saw another dancer at the bar who looked pretty but when she got up and walked over to talk to a regular I saw that she had a massive, flabby ass.