A disappointing lineup but a successful visit nonetheless

When you're spending an evening in the Detroit suburbs what better option is there than visiting one of the areas strip clubs? (That's a rhetorical question - please don't try to answer it.)

I arrived at the club sometime after 8pm. Early enough that it's not too busy but late enough that there are plenty of dancers in the house. It is late enough to have to pay the $20 cover. There's also the $10 charge for valet parking. When I go during the day I generally park at the public lot up the street but at night I tend to park at the club. Maybe Dearborn is safe enough that I should do that at night too but whatever.

I asked for a table and got one near the second pole on the far side from the bar. The club has one long stage with two poles running parallel to the main bar with more poles more or less forming a second stage elevated in the back of the club. There must have been a lot of dancers in house because they were running five at a time, two on the main and three on the elevated poles. I'd never seen more than four in previous visits.