Primero noche en el paraiso: First day in Paradise

This review will cover my inaugural trip into Hong Kong gentlemen's club on a 3 day excursion to the happiest place on earth. Please see my preceding review for coverage of the border crossing, Bar Tropical and Hotel Rizo. As a courtesy all names of chicas have been changed to protect the anonymity of these amazing women. If interested in any in particular feel free to reach out and I will be happy to share.

Despite reading exhausting accounts and pouring over the details shared by other mongers, no amount of words can do justice for what entering this heaven on earth truly holds until you experience it in person. After undergoing the ritual pat down and metal detector, I pulled back the infamous black curtains and was greeted by the most beautiful site in the world: wall to wall cladly dressed women in every direction The layout of the club adjusts as I understand based on one day of the week and time of day. For perspective this account is from a Wednesday night around 8:30-9 PM. A long bar is lined along the left wall while a series of stages are centrally located with poles and hanging hoops. The opposite wall was lined with booths and onlooking patrons. Towards the rear of the club was a set of stairs and a small ramp where several chicas were posted. In the very back of the club another bar lined the right wall and another stage was centrally located. There was one of the famous shaving cream shows taking place and it took everything in my being to not just stop and take it all in. I was previously advised to grab a beer at the bar and keep moving to ensure a full look at the current talent. I quickly roamed the club ensuring not to walk directly into fellow patrons or chicas. After a few cursory laps I was quickly struggling with the fact that making a choice would be no easy task. At most USED clubs it doesn't take long to narrow it down to my top 1 or 2 based on personal preferences, This task was not going to be easy and could definitely paralyze one into indecision if faint at heart. I felt up to the challenge and quickly zeroed in on a lovely chica who initially caught my eye while on stage and was now perched on the stairs towards the rear of the club. I approached and made my introduction, “Me llamo Ben. Como te llamas?” She smiled and responded, “Isabelle”