Andrea Does it Again!

Was hoping to get back to the pink palace on a Friday as that day tends to have the best line-up. Called their automated scheduling number and there were several dancers working that afternoon that would be more than acceptable for me. Arrived around 1:30 and paid the $10 cover to the bartender and asked her to keep my two Yuengling's cold while I cracked open the third. Playhouse is BYOB but the $10 does get you two waters or sodas if you did not bring anything. Also got $20 in singles as the dollar parade when you first sit down can get a bit much. Layout of the PH has been covered thousands of times but for the newbies it's a standard rectangle bar with 50 to 75 seats all around. Two poles on each end of the stage with generally one dancer on for three songs. There is nothing to speak of in terms of a stage show.... not much effort is put into that aspect. The reason why PH is going strong after all these years is the private dances and mileage. There are six or 7 private rooms that consist of a padded bench and mirrors. The rooms are monitored by a camera however these girls are pros and know the right angles to take to allow the fun to be expanded. Standard cost for a dance is $30 for four minutes plus tip (which some girls require and some don't). Ironically, the better ones often don't ask / require $ on top of the standard dance price... they don't need to... they have a steady stream of regulars and their reputation speaks for itself.

On this day, I went with one such dancer, Andrea. She is early 50's, Brazilian but with a pale complexion and below the shoulder auburn hair. The best way to describe her is a sensual sweetheart. I have danced with her several times before but not since their Christmas party last December. If you saw her on the street or in a store you would never peg her for a stripper let alone one that loves to play tonsil hockey and will have you at full mast in a matter of seconds. Before I could sit down in the room she had my shirt off and her tongue in my mouth. I wish I could say we had a marathon session and I explored all new kids of lands with her but the truth is she gives a great, standard PH dance that leaves you satisfied, relaxed and with some money left in your pocket. 3 songs (more like I lasted 2 and change) and I gave her crisp Franklin that was burning a hole in my pocket for the last several days, along with a hug and kiss and I was on my way.

In all, I spent $122 which included, cover, tips to the bartender, dollar parade tips to the dancers and 3 songs plus a modest tip to Andrea. I did spend about $9 on six pack of which I drank a little over two beers plus 3 to take home which isn't included above. IMHO an excellent value for a fun hour at the pink palace.