Hoping I just got unlucky. Lame Saturday night.

I visited with a friend on a Saturday evening. No cover charge to get in. The club is right in the middle of a residential area. It seemed to be very slow for a Saturday. I have a feeling this place is never very active but maybe we just got unlucky. Besides my friend and I, there was only one other patron. There was one bartender and 3 dancers. All seemed to be Brazilian. One of the women appeared to be over 60 years old and was sitting with another patron that was in her age range. There is a pole that one of the girls was dancing on in the center of the bar area. I threw a few singles and she ultimately came over to chat with me. She was very touchy and talkative. She had a firm grip on junior as we chatted. Lots of straddling as well and whispering in my ear. Spoke perfect English but had an accent. I’d estimate she was in her late 40’s. She said she was an ex-bodybuilder and I believe it. She was very fit for her age and her voice had a slight rasp to it. She flashed her V voluntarily at one point so I can confirm there weren’t any hidden surprises. She had very nice breasts and a fat ass. She had a little extra meat on her bones (mostly muscle actually and thick skin). She was showing me some of her workout videos on her phone and her body was honestly pretty impressive. She seems to take fitness very seriously and always has.

She stepped away momentarily and another girl who was likely in her 30’s came over to my friend and I. She was fairly attractive and curvy. She was the most attractive girl there and was still only a solid 6.5. Slim thick sums up her body type. She had a nice fat ass and nice full D cup breasts. What she said to us caught me off guard. She said something along the lines of “This is a bar. I know what you guys are looking for tonight and this isn’t it, it’s just a bar.” I just sat there and shrugged my shoulders and chose not to respond. What a weird way to introduce yourself. Maybe she wanted me to make a move to prove I wasn’t LE. Do I give off cop vibes? I’d like to think not, especially since I’ve had many good times at other clubs in the area. Very odd. She then walked away. I was taken off guard with that statement and didn’t know how to respond in the moment and didn’t really care. I could already tell I didn’t want to be here very long.

I ordered a beer but can’t remember the exact price but I think it was around $6 or so.