High expectations, mostly met

I visited the King of Diamonds on a trip to the cities while going to an event in Minneapolis. While there, I did some research and saw that KoD had high reviews and that it was the only full nude bar with alcohol in the area.

The parking lot is huge and well lit. Lots of parking. I can’t see a time where there would ever be a time where there wouldn’t be enough parking. There is mandatory ID scan and there was no cover. I was excited because they advertised $2 beers from 3:30p-5:30p. It was only Busch lite and it was in what was basically a plastic Dixie cup. I instead spent a dollar more and got a 16 oz bud lite.

The stage was always busy. The girls would go up one at a time and dance for two to three songs. Starting off with just showing their breasts on the first song, then taking everything off by the second song. There was no touching or much attention given during these dances, even when giving a good amount of ones. I stayed for a few dancers and then went back to the table by my friend, who was talking to a dancer.