Mileage May Vary

Cheaters has become the go-to when visiting Cocoa Beach/Cape Canaveral. I used to prefer Inner Room, but it changed management a few years ago.

Cheaters has a good mix of ethnicities and body types working. The drinks are usually $6-$8. I tend to drink vodka/cranberry to start. Pretty strong. The bartender is attentive. There are usually a few dancers who hang around at the bar with customers until they take the floor or get a dance.

Lap dances are $20 and can be had in a private area. The private area is a large, dimly lit room with bench seating. The girls have a few hero spots that let them get away with groping without fear of being caught.