A very slow Monday night at Spearmint Rhino

I had already known that the Strip club scene in Pittsburgh proper is very hit or miss (more miss than hit) based on a plethora of mediocre reviews and my own personal experience. but due to a review by lampbreaker, I decided to give this place a try as I had never been in before. Also, because my travel plans happened to place me in Pittsburgh on a Monday night, there were not a lot of other choices available on Monday evening.

I ended up arriving at about 9:30 pm . . . and there were very few cars in the quite large and spacious free parking lot; the neighborhood seemed sort of set away from everything on the western part of downtown Pittsburgh, but it did not seem unsafe at all. I entered the vestibule and got wanded by the security guard, paid my $10 entrance fee and walked in to a very large, spacious, and completed empty club. Room specifics, a small stage with a pole as you enter but the bulk of the main room is taken up by a large stage with a pole. The bar is at the far end of the room as you enter; the communal lap dance areas are off to the left in an area with divided cubbies and the private rooms are also on that same wall with smaller individual rooms with doors that close. The restrooms of just off to the edge of the left side of the bar and are clean -- no troll on the night I went.

As Muddy states in many of his reviews how he hates to be the only customer in the club -- I had that very experience. An attractive young lady, Amber, was sitting on the side with a large black man DJ/bouncer type. When I walked into the club, they both got up, he went to the DJ booth and started a song and called "Jae" up to the stage. Amber came and brought me a Fiji water for $9 and I sat at one of the chairs set around the stage. Jae, who happened to be sitting at the bar with the only other customer in the place, went up and did a two song set. She only got topless but her outfit that she was wearing had all sorts of straps but nothing to really hide her totally shaven pussy. She was quite attractive, had very short black hair, lots of tattoos, and was very well proportioned with A/B natural tits. I tipped her stage show and she came and sat down with me. I inquired about her customer at the bar and she acknowledged that she was THE ONLY DANCER IN THE CLUB that night(!). I told her that I would wait for her if she wanted to go back to the other guy (since he was there first) and so she went back to the other customer, sat and talked with him for about 30-40 minutes and then they went back for a set of lap dances.