Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Fell off?

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ajhoundcrashed
Jul 20, 2024, 11:03 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I haven’t been hitting the clubs as much as I used to since I traded that in for hobbying at AMPs for about the past year. Since I went to Magic City in Atlanta last weekend I kinda got the itch to start up here again. I had a bunch of singles left over and decided to go to old reliable here. Everyone knows the setup here. You got the standard bar with the seats filled full of older men and the talent with a wooden square in the middle with a pole where the girls are lazily dancing. I took a seat at the bar and got myself a Corona for $7. The bartender is honestly more attractive than most of the dances which is the case at many clubs but she just has this slight hot MILF look to her.

 

Barely a sip in this girl Carla sat next to me. She was this chocolate colored BBL Dominican girl with good English. She was easily the best looking girl there and the talent around was lacking. I took her for 3 dances which were definitely worth it but I could not justify myself spending money on anyone else. All the girls there besides her were not attractive maybe 4s or 5s if I’m nice. Not only were they not attractive but if you’re not attractive put in some effort. It’s the attractive girls that I semi expect to be lazy because some suckers will go up to her but EVERY girl was just sitting around on their phones. I would say maybe it was just a bad day or time but considering I used to frequent this place a lot the past 2 years this just felt terribly off. Damage was probably a little over $80 which is nothing compared to what I’d lose in the past.

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