Carnival has it's own niche

Carnival isn't a strip club exactly. There are 1-1 booths and you pay for the room and the time. You negotiate with the lady in the room for (ahem) services. Spent a part of the afternoon with Kristy. She's on the larger side but soft in all the right places.

$60 will get you in the room with enough time to have some fun. $100 will get you the highest of mileage. Sometimes you just need a sure thing.