General Experiences at Men’s Club

Been to MCH a few times its definitely one of Houston’s more upscale clubs (lots of businessmen not really a place where guys are “making it rain” and girls are sweeping dollar bills into buckets). The quality of girls is high. The ugliest girl there was a hard 6 and majority were 7 or 8’s with a few unicorns. There is a mix of girls, but mostly white and Latin with a smaller mix of black and Asian ladies. Few tattoos and piercings. Staff is friendly and there are a few waitresses who you wish were dancers. There is one main stage and when it’s busy they rotate girls through 3 stages (2 with poles and 1 small stage that looks like a table).

The girls are friendly and generally walking around talking or dancing with customers. Dances are $20 if you are in the main area which is just some benches against the wall and is pretty public. There are a couple of VIP areas one room that’s semi VIP (I think $150 for a bottle and $500 for the girl for an hour) didn’t appear much different than the main area though. It had 4 areas with just high back benches with 3 sides. It was pretty well lit and it’s at a lower level so you can see into it pretty well if walking by. The other option was a Karaoke room (didn’t go see it), and a more private more expensive VIP room. This area is low lit and has about 8 high back booths, it’s not bad, but also not as discreet as you may want. It’s low lit and there are a one or two premium private booth areas in the room. This area is the most expensive ($250/bottle + tip for waitress, and $1000 for the girl). This club has a wide range of contact for dances. Most girls are OK with lots of contact in the main area, but some are only OK if you pay $100 for 3 songs (avoid them). In the VIP though there is plenty of contact and sometimes there is more to be offered, but less likely at this club than others in Houston.

MCH is more expensive than some other clubs in town, but it’s a sure bet on what you will get - Hot ladies and an upscale atmosphere with a chance of extras if you play your cards right.