Portland is OK

I was in town for work, so I swung by around 7:30. No cover, tips only. I was surprised how busy it was. There were a lot of guys and at least 2-3 couples. I grabbed a beer, I’m sorry I don’t remember the price, and found a table away from the stage but in front of the private dance area so I could scope everything out.

I was approached by a 6 (Maine 8), who was very friendly and tried to chat me up for some dances. I explained that I just arrived and maybe later. She had a decent rack, but her face wasn’t doing it for me. I went between watching the stage or the basketball game for a while, and had another girl approach. She wasn’t my type, very slender, so I sent her on her way and ordered another beer.

I noticed a very attractive busty brunette who started dancing on stage but before I could head over another guy was front and center with a pile of bills to throw at her. I didn’t feel like competing so I decided to wait and try for a dance later. After her set, she plopped herself down on at a table by the bar/ restrooms/ stage and there she sat for another couple sets. I was hoping she would stroll around but she didn’t budge, so I made my move and sat net to her. What followed was probably the most effort I’ve ever put into trying to keep a conversation going with a dancer. It was brutal. I decided that despite her body, the spark just wasn’t there.