The Definition of a Tourist Trap

Midnight. $16 Uber from the International Drive Area. Outside security guard wanded me. Asked me to lift my shirt. Pants are required to have a button. (Relieved I didn’t wear sweats!) $10 cover.

First visit. I know Orlando clubs suck but Rachel’s was 10 miles from the hotel. So I gave it a shot.

From the entrance, shitters are to the left. Bathroom troll. 2nd stage. Everyone was vaping. On the right, the bar. Tall rectangular main stage in front of that. 2 poles. 2 song sets. Most dancers would stay fully clothed until the 2nd song regardless of tips. Pasties were clear tape if any.