Monday Power Hour at No 5

Back to the No. 5 Orange for another Monday lunch visit. The club is in the Downtown Eastside, a famously rundown part of Vancouver, but I've never noticed getting to the club to be any worse than any other major North American city. You walk in and the stage is right in front of you in the middle of the club, with seats at the rail around three-quarters of the stage, and the bar at the far side. There are tables around the outside of the room but when I visited for the lunch hour dances, everyone was crowded at the rail.

From noon til 1 pm every day, they have continuous dancing on stage - five women doing three songs each, fully nude by the third song. The first dancer was a brunette with lovely large natural breasts and a very attractive smile. She was followed by a very tall redhead with big fake breasts. The third dancer was a little older than the rest of them - blonde and curvy. Next was an Asian dancer - maybe Filipino - with implants. Last dancer for the day was my personal favorite, a petite blonde with small, perfectly shaped breasts and a schoolgirl vibe - maybe it was just the fact that I also spotted her running into the club in her street clothes before the dancing started but she was the highlight of the visit for me. All five dancers were attractive, HWP, ranging from 6-9, all with tattoos.

Beer was 8.75 for a pint, and I tipped all the dancers a few 5$ bills throughout their sets, so the total damage for the hour was probably around $50-75. The DJ kept mentioning that private dances were available, and if dancer 1 or dancer 5 had come back out after their sets I would've been interested, but the only one who walked through the club after her dances was dancer 3 who wasn't my type. At some point I will try the private dances here, but I feel like you need to go out of your way to make that happen - they won't come to you. Overall a great visit if you just want to watch the dances and nothing more.