Never had a bad time here, underrated and overhated.
Only my second time to Porthole only because it's far from Orlando, but both times have been successful. I previously spent about 90 minutes at Cheetah Pompano, which was underwhelming (different review on that). Parking was crowded, but found a spot within minute or two of looking. I am Hispanic but look white, Sat night crowd was def more a party vibe with some thug looking guys. I was the only non-black patron, but I didn't feel uncomfortable at any point, but you will get a few stares. I saw 2 non AA girls, but they were both built like a fridge so no thanks.
Cover was $20, and as soon as you walk in you have a square bar with seats all around, seats against the back wall, and then one lone stage with a topless dancer and some tables and couches around it. Definitely a more make it rain vibe on Sat night, but I was undeterred. Found it hard to get the bartender to look at me, so I just stood around near the bar. At this point, LOTS of stares, I must've looked out of place as I didn't have any big chains on my neck LOL.
Cute,short, spinner is making her rounds. Nipple piercings with a chain connecting them. She had small titties but they were perky and she had a nice personality. I tell her I want some barside dances while I try to get a drink, so she obliges. Guy next to me says something about me making it rain and I give him a look and say "I know what I'm doing, do you man". Don't let anybody pressure you into doing things you don't want. I inquire about a private dance, and she says we can go back when they do a 2 for 1 if I want. And I say ok how much for more than a dance, and she says she doesn't do "a lot of extras" so I send her on her way.
Full review available to VIP members
Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.
