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Rejected Review

Bring plenty of cash for the bouncer before ANY action... SKIP.

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub
893 Dunsmuir St, Vancouver, BC V6C, Canada*
Was visiting after buying a new car in Squamish and stayed at the Residence Inn Hotel nearby. Arrived around 2am on a weekday, it was clean, you had to line up even when there were nobody in the club once I took the elevator upstairs tipping the bouncer $20 and cover $15. Or else bouncer was just letting his friends in or people that subtly tipped. Guess that's the norm here. Got there, was told standards rules but then suddenly one of the staff said no coat checking any food (all closed container snacks lol wtf but whatever). He threw out my snacks and NON-ALCOHOLIC sealed Asian yogurt drink... Coat check people were also assholes like the bouncer (the vibe was just bizarre like you could tip or not tip but they just have no customer service whatsoever, huge difference from Shakerz, Penthouse, No.5 and Granville Strip). No.5 sucks for customer service too in my opinion as tipping or not, thanking them, being open didn't really help in terms of the staff giving an extra crap or not about their patrons. Regardless, spent less than an hour there before closing time 3am and wasn't into the type of dancers there. Nobody stood out. Music was okay, not too loud and music wasn't overbearing. Crowd of patrons were respectful. Lots of young women clientele going together in groups. Clean space, clean washroom and smelled clean so there's that. WOULD NOT RETURN. Vancouver strip clubs are underwhelming. Head to Portland!!!!! Same price as long as you can cover the flight there or take a bus shuttle and the train from Seattle to Portland. Hotel Zag is dope and near all the best strip clubs.