Slim pickings at Oasis

Used to be a somewhat regular at oasis precovid. Couple of nice dancers that gave great dances in VIP…Sunny a tall brunette and a young Polynesian with a rocking bod and dump truck whose name escapes me to name a few. Any time I’ve been back recently I’ve struck out. This trip was no different. Showed up around 7pm on a recent Tuesday. From the moment I stepped in I could tell this visit would be a bust.

Shortly after arriving and grabbing my domestic beer (which was about 6-7 bucks) a short plump dancer sidles up with me. I want to say her name was Mia. Somewhat attractive but a little heavier than I’d prefer, she was a decent conversationalist, however did not give off any vibes that suggested a dance would be worth it. Stayed chatting with her over 2 beers, checked out the rotation and realized it was time for me to go. Mia must have realized I was getting ready to leave as she started pushing for dances. I told her I wasn’t getting good vibes from her and that I thought she’d be a bust in the back…her response of “only one way to find out” basically confirmed my suspicions. Nice attempt by her I suppose but I’ve played that game before. Gave her a small tip and cut my losses. Will return after a while to check back in