Theorem confirmed but nice time all the same

A Friday night visit to Playhouse confirmed a well-known PH theorem. And that is ... The night girls are young, hotter and not as reliable.

This wasn't my first rodeo. Nor my first Friday night. So my eyes were open. I fended off the Brazilian grandmothers despite the knowledge that certain girls of older, thicker vintages have fingers than can deliver a very high level of satisfaction. Not for me. Not for tonight, anyway. The twenties and fifties in my wallet weren't there to bet on a sure thing. I was going to take a chance.

I set my sights fairly quickly on a mixed-race beauty. Latin? Filipina? Maybe some African or even Arab? I'm not quite sure. Flat chest. Full booty. She had caramel skin that glowed with vitality. No doubt she was worth a shot. I told her I wanted a shot.