Maybe for someone, but not me this time

I know, not the best day/time to go, but it is what it is. It just wasn’t my night. Here are the facts: Pat-down outside the club by a respectful and friendly security guy. Cover was $20. Place was clean and comfortable. A couple people at the bar, one other guy watching the stage from his table, so very slow. AA dancer, very fit, with a light-up butt plug was dancing and my neighbor a few tables away was drawn to it like a mosquito to a bug light.

Just then, a trim Cuban dancer came up and tried to inspire me. You know, she had a decent looking body, but I just had a feeling that this would not be my ideal private dance experience, so I said I just wanted to be alone and she wandered off.

Waitress came by and I got a Coke, which I think was $5.

Another AA dancer took the stage. It seemed like she might have had a similar apparatus mounted in the same place as the first dancer, I couldn’t tell because of her outfit. Neighbor went right for the rail to investigate further.

All in all, I probably spent 20 minutes in there before leaving. Just wasn’t happening for me. Didn’t even get prices for private dances, so sorry about that. In a location as fabled as Washington Park, I figured move on to the next one and that’s what I did.