Havana nights
Had a chance to stop at the old favorite. Quick summary of the place for newbies and out of towners (regulars please skip this paragraph). It's an older bar/strip club that's legendary in Phoenix area for cheap lap dances ($10 floor dances STILL!), possible extras in VIP ($30/dance and goes to $40/dance at certain times? never get those, not sure if VIP pricing includes extras or if it's up to the girl or what, please PM me if you have more info). Anyway, I haven't been to VIP here once and only come for the cheap $10 dances. They are done right on the floor, by your table, in plain view of everyone. If you are shy, that sucks. Fortunately for me I'm not shy. There is pretty good 2-way contact possible (even in plain view of the bouncer). Boob touching is where some girls draw the line and say "that's VIP". Also some girl will no longer do $10 floor dances and will either say "VIP only" or $20 floor dances (fuck that, walk away). I never had to buy more than one drink, but a drink is required, so buy one. Bud will only set you back $6, and I believe a bottle of water is $5 if you really don't want to drink. There is some food but you can order, but I never eat in strip clubs. There always seem to be a bathroom troll now, even during day shift (used to be night shift only). I feel bad for the old guy and throw a $1 in his jar. He looks like he would be doing either that or panhandling on the street, so I don't hold a grudge against him though normally I hate that shit. Restroom is OK with one stall that gives you privacy for clean-up or what not, and a couple of urinals. The place is pretty small and is packed with tables. The best seeting is towards the back left wall of the club, as there you can get good table dances out of the view of the bounder and without your chair rolling. Those are almost always completely taken up by dancers and other PLs. Good luck grabbing a seat there. Girls are a mix of cubanas and white, haven't seen too many black girls here but there are some. Dancer quality varies wildly depending on the day and time. I think you just have to be lucky. Last time I had a failry boring and unproductive visit, but fortunately this time it was different. There were quite a few 7s, and some 8s-9s. Everything depends on your tastes of course. There were many unattractive cubanas on my last visit (fat and frumpy), but this time there were quite a few attractive cubanas here.
I walked in and didn't get ID scan or pat down. The bouncer was friendly and just told me to have a good time. No cover during the day. I think they start charing cover at 7pm (locals please correct me if I'm wrong)
I walked in and had to let my eyes adjust for a sec as it's very very dark. Finally made my way to the restroom (all the way in the back left corner, to the left of the main stage). Bathroom troll had his stuff setup but was luckily absent. I did my business without having to tip. When I walked out my eyes adjusted a bit more. The place was pretty packed around 3pm Sunday afternoon. As a matter of fact, the only empty table I was able to spot was right by the entrance, far away from the stage. That would be my least favorite spot, but I figured I'd park there for a sec and see if I can move up. Fortunately I ended up not having to move up.
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