The View at the Vue is scary at the Sh#tty T*itty

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon and will never return.

To begin, the bar is located at the northern side of Pasco County, and I was curious about this club since I had never been. There were 8 cars in the lot when I arrived. I walked in and up To the bar. I ordered a beer at 4 to 5 bucks and grabbed a seat. As I was letting my eyes adjust, I realized that the patro s at the bar were actually the entertainment. There were 4 dancers. All 4 were past their prime to put it mildly. I decided that it was going to be a one and done situation, but before I could finish my beer, I was approached by this munchkin. Ironically, she had a cigarette and drink in one paw, a doughnut and a bag of chips in the other. Didn't get its name, but they sat down next to me for her sales pitch. 15 minutes for 80 dollars, 30 for 150, plus tip to the "lady". I was told everything was on the table.

Thank God no one danced as I was there. I finished my beer and couldn't get out fast enough. I have been in some "Shitty Titties" in my day, but I seriously doubt that Viagra would work in this place.