I Blame Myself

It's been long overdue since I did a review of Delilah's. Hit the place up here and there a couple of times and decided to give it a spin on a Saturday afternoon around 2ish as I've had some luck there in the past. Nondescript building right on Route 9 next to Wawa, ample parking. Walked in, paid my cover, got my singles ready to roll...

To a whopping two dancers! Both spinners (not really my type, I prefer curves), but I figured I'd wait it out to see if more talent came through. Brown skinned girl (forget her name, I think Honey) comes my way, introduces herself and starts small talk. Goes right to the private dance. I politely decline as I continued to wait (plus, she had braces...SUPER YOUNG!). There was another blonde floating around, but again, not my type with ZERO body.

Another dancer makes her way onto the stage. Another blonde spinner with clear bolt-on titties. She was older and was willing to entertain (she claimed she was "the best" because she's a "professional"), but was honest enough to let me know that a regular of hers was there (with a stack of paperwork...why? I have no idea!) and that she would be a while. Did say that a friend was working and implied she is "open" to extracurricular activities, but said she was better. I opted not to wait, cut bait and chalk it up to the game that day.