Klam Jam
Klamath Falls, OR. Saturday night. This club is not often reviewed, only a handful in the past decade so let's get it on the board. Still pretty early around 7, still plenty of daylight. On a busy commercial road, seems safe to me. Parking in the back, entrance also in the back. Walk on in, pool tables sort of an empty area, further back is the bar to the left, stage on right. Head to the bartender she says cover is $5 and ID check. My seltzer water was $5.
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I was the only customer at this time but followed by a few more, few middle age white guys in a group a couple minutes later. Some were playing the bar and some were at the video slot machines.
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Dancers. Only 4 tonight. I asked that would be the whole lineup tonight anyway despite it being this early. It wasn't bad though, none of the girls were awful looking. I would put them all in the 6-7 range for me. One girl Dominque, probably around 40 from California. White girl with black hair, sort of flat chested but nice but and very sensual on stage kissing my neck and all that. Another chick was a thick brunette white girl, she was alright from Klamath Falls originally. And a Latina girl also from California, thinner side. She used to work at McDonald's and made the move to the dark side. Lastly a blonde chick from New Zealand, 35 years old, new to dancing. Face was very pretty classic blonde pretty girl she had a rock hard fake rack though I was not a fan of that but I feel like a lot of guys would be really into her, being an exoctic white blonde chick and all that. You don't expect to find Kiwis out here Klamath Falls this is very way the fuck out in the middle of nowhere. She's was the only one with anything enhanced, everybody else natural. I was chatting with all of them on stage, all pretty friendly.
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I can't hate on the lineup, it was solid, nothing amazing more than you would expect for this type of club. The thing that was bullshit was dances are $30 a song no touching. If you want touching, the girls want $60 to touch too, $60 to touch bottom or $100 for both. Uh yeah about fuck no to that. That is insane ask not based in any sort of reality. This whole state is a fucking scam. Not doing it. I walked out and was headed up to Bend.
