Surprising Fun at a Small Town Dive

My wife and I travelled to south Oregon and were surprised to find that there was a strip club in Klamath Falls. We decided to go on a Thursday night since we were leaving town the next day. Parking was in the back of the building and was dimly lit. Luckily, we got a spot close to the door and had enough light to feel safe going from the car to the club. If we had to park at the back of the lot, we might have left without getting out of the car. The door at the back of the club led to an empty section of the club. Around a corner we first spotted the stage. It was a fairly small stage maybe 15 feet by 30 feet. There was a row of chairs all around the stage and a cushioned bench along one wall close to the stage, but not much seating beyond that. There is a small bar across from the stage. Overall, the club seems like a rundown dive bar.

The music was a little too loud for my taste and inhibited my ability to hear the dancers in conversation. The music was a wide range of genres but was too heavy on hip hop for me. There wasn't a DJ and they didn't even announce the name of the dancers as they came on stage. The lights were bright enough to see well and the stage lights changed colors in a slow rotation. The ceiling was low enough that the dancers could touch it while on stage. The pole was functional, but didn't have much height so it limited more acrobatic pole dance moves.

We went to the bar and got a couple of $4 diet cokes and payed the $5 cover. The bartender (I think he might be the owner as well) was a bit gruff, but nice overall. We sat on the bench along the wall behind and to the side of another couple and a guy that was sitting at the stage. After watching a few dances and seeing the fun interactions the other patrons were getting, we moved to seats at the stage. The dancers were really friendly and obviously enjoyed interacting with us. They would sometimes take the cash thrown on stage and fold them into origami dicks, stand them up on the edge of the stage and then pick them up with their ass or tits. A few times they would ask if they could touch and would put the cash into a shirt pocket or into my wife's cleavage and then rub up against us to take the bills with their teeth. There were no 10's here but all of the dancers were 6's through 8's. There were 6 dancers, most were thin and a couple that were more thick with great curves that we like.