Maybe just an off night

First ime in in town on business, so I decided to try out a couple strip clubs. I went to Pandoras because it was advertised as "fully nude" and BYOB. It is right off I-35 in a decent area. Well lit with plenty of FREE parking. I went in an surprisingly there was no security, nor was there anyone at the front desk. That should have been a sign.

As you walk in, the DJ booth is on the left and the Main stage is on your right. A BIG bar is sort of in the middle of the club (big ass bar and you don't serve alcohol?). Standard tables with 3 or 4 club chairs around them on both sides of the main stage. The club is well lit inside and out. There were 8-10 dancers in the club, in the 5-7 range and only 2 or 3 (including me) patrons in the club. DJ was cool, music was standard strip club fare. I can't say it was super nice but it was I nice place to relax. The door girl came up to me when I sat down and asked for $10 (I think, sorry can't really be sure, can't remember).

OK, why so much talk about the club atmostphere? Because the dancers where horrible. Ok, maybe I did not give it enough time I only stayed for about 40 mins. None of the ladies got nude on stage and none of the ones I saw on stage seemed interested at all. I was the only one tipping, which seems to be the norm in Texas. A couple of the ladies stopped by my table to see if I wanted a dance but I was not inclined based on what I saw on stage. Dances were $20 and I don't belive you needed to purchase a wrist band or anything. The Lap dance area is behind the stage in an open booth area.