Chicas!

I got there like 10PM Monday. First I went to get a beer. I sat down and looked around, like 30-40 girls and maybe like 10-15 customers. Some ugly, some fat, and some super good. If you want fly ass baddie, she is there but there is some bad (like no good) girls to wade through. Apparently all Cuban and not much English. A young brown girl like Zoe Saldana sat and started talking Spanish. Pretty attractive, like a 7 or 8, about 5’6” and 120 lbs with small waist. Small talk, touching, whatever. Kept asking for a dance, but I just preferred to sit and bullshit.

After like 30 minutes, she be rubbing all the right spots, she got me to a $20 dance. We go to the back. One minute into the song and she takes out Willie. Then she wraps her hand tight and leans her belly button on her hand. Then she goes up and down until it was done. I’m looking at her nice face and body move up and down and the shit felt real. One song, super fun. So I gave her $100 tip and went home.