Mobile, AL. Friday night. Not a ton of options in Mobile. The Candy was closed. And the other Lotus is in the hood and home to all kinds of ghetto bullshit. https://utv44.com/news/local/lotus So it left this place as my Mobile option. Plenty of parking in the lot, you can use next door too. Area seems fine, commercial area. Walk in. Nobody at the desk then a big bald guy greets me in the club to check me in back at the desk. Military is free here I think cover otherwise is $10 or $15. He's fills out info off your liscense as this is private club to get you signed up. Walk in. Layout is sort of like planterium of that make sense, not a big spot. Bar on the left, one circle stage on right and chairs orbit that stage. They can't really fit too many folks in here, it must go standing only pretty quick. I got one of the few seats left open. Dances sounded pretty shitty $40 a song, I was told one way touching on those and the bouncers watch over. VIP $200 for 15 minutes. Customers mostly middle age, white and black.
Dancers. There were a couple brunettes I would put over 7 and over probably but after that I wasn't crazy about the lineup. Thin to chunky. About 20 girls I would say. 20's to 40's around. White, black and hispanic. Some silicone. Overall mostly 5-7 range with maybe and 8 in there. I expected a little better from what's basically the only option in town if you don't want to be in a 2amer shootout.
One thing that really drained to mood on me for this club is a really had to shit. I got a whole sack of chicken fingers at Foosacklys with a big thing fries and just shoved it down quickly so I could go on my strip club journey I was about to go on between Mobile and Pensacola. Well I got just diaharrea. When I first got in I made a b line to the bathroom. They got these double doors on the stall. I kicked down the double doors and let it all out AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I yelled. Then the toilet wouldn't flush so I was Oh shit. You got take the top of and just put the rubber flapper down and it'll work again. I went back out to talk to the dancers. One veteran eastern euro girl gave me the rundown of the prices I just ran down up top. I was looking for somebody to take for dances and it me again. I run back to the bathroom, kick the double doors down, HEEYAH, sit down and again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let it all out. Eventually I got sick of doing this and wasn't really interested in too much here anyway, that dance deal sounds just awful. I would leave and have to take a shit yet again at walmart just down the road and again at buccees on I-10 on my way to Pensacola. Moral of the story, no matter how good it is, and it is great do not be eating foosacklys chicken before you go strip clubbing, do it after.
Do NOT eat foosacklys before going to a strip club - Review of Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club • 4664 Airport Blvd
Mobile, AL 36608 - tuscl
