A Friday night bust

LS has been a good time for me my last few visits but this trip wasn't so great. I arrived around 10pm, did the mandatory valet and went upstairs to the club. The bouncer took one look at me and gruffly said "you're alone? All I've got is the bar." I get that they don't want to fill up tables or booths with singletons and I was probably going to sit at the bar anyway but you don't have to be a dick about it. The bar is on the left side of the room, at the end of the stage that runs left to right. It was pretty crowded and I had to stand along the back wall for a bit until a spot opened up. Got my $7.75 bottle of water (why not make it a whole dollar amount? who wants coins?) and camped out to see some titties.

I'm not a huge fan of the stage layout at the club. They had five dancers up there at a time, moving between the poles each song. The clustering makes it easy to see all of them at once but somehow it feels cramped to me. It also feels harder to navigate through the tables to get to the girls if you want to tip. The club isn't that big. It was busy though. There were probably at least 30 dancers in the house. They'd do a review every so often when every dancer in the place who wasn't downstairs would get on stage and walk up and down topless. A nice opportunity to see all the talent. I can't say I was all that impressed though. To my eye there were a lot of less attractive women up there. Some thick, some old, some with bad enhancements and some that I just didn't think were very pretty. A mix of ethnicities, white, black, more Latinas than I remember and a couple of asians. There were a few lookers but they were definitely in the minority.

Dancers will approach at the bar. Some are very forward, talking explicitly about what they want to do to you in the VIP right after asking your name. Others go for the conversational approach. I was considering pulling the trigger with one of the latter, an older blonde but changed my mind when she shared way too much of her sad life story. Later I got to talking with a pretty brunette with very nice enhanced tits and we talked VIP but I decided to pass when she refused to say what her $300 VIP offer would entail until we were downstairs. That's a definite red flag for me. Naturally I could never get the attention of the two or three real hotties in the building. Eventually I decided to give up and take off.