Grannies Dancing on a Pole

Rest a Bit is a great idea unfortunately these women are either too old to still be doing this or too out of shape to have ever done this line of work. The positive first, the place is well lit and it has a parking lot, there are two entrances one in the front or if you park in the back there is a rear entrance. Next to the rear entrance there is a covered area where people will sometimes go for a smoke. I walked in the back and there is a pool table and the bathroom is immediately to your right. The bathroom is tight but it is clean. On the left is a bar sort of shaped like a question mark with a small stage and a single pole. The drinks are cheap for a strip bar, I ordered a beer and I believe it was only $5, yippee!

Now for the not so great; I was smiling sipping on my $5 beer when I decided to look around the room at the talent. What I saw was a collection of wrinkled asses, sagging breasts and 60 year old cellulite. To say these are old strippers is an insult to old strippers. Most of these ladies are grannies. They mostly appeared to be in their 60's maybe even 70, although with stripper years being like dog years they may have been only in their late 50's with an extremely hard life. There were two less than ancient dancers who appeared to be in their early 40's, both of these women were occupied since all the guys wanted their attention. In this sea of geriatric patients these two girls were the best of the bunch, they were both Brazilian. There is a lap dance chair behind a sheer curtain, but I didn't bother with that since there was no one I would have liked to go with. Also one of the grannies was offering massages which she described as a real massage not a stripper massage. I saw a guy getting a massage and it didn't seem bad, I didn't inquire about the cost. With that said, I have been here several times and it is not always this bad, maybe it was this way because it was Monday.

In conclusion, if you are the type of guy that watches granny porn, then this is the place for you. I can also recommend it for a quick inexpensive beer if you happen to be in the area, but as far as the talent, you's be better off going almost anywhere else. The closest other strip bar which I can recommend is Fringe Lounge, if you want to see hot women, I would go there instead.