Beware Unwanted Services

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday afternoon/ evening as a pregame to the Dolphins MNF. Cheetah is not as close to the stadium as Tootsie’s, but it’s still an easy 15-20 min drive or Uber ride, and for me, getting lap dances from a hot stripper is more enjoyable than tailgating with fat drunk guys in jerseys.

Monday, 6 pm: Free parking, no cover, no ID check, no pat down. Clean bathroom with a helpful troll. Everything else is the same as described by others.

On this visit, dancer quality was pretty bad, mostly older, heavier, and more enhanced than I like (it was a Monday), but there were two young, cute, all natural latinas that I liked, and with whom I bought dances.

Here’s the standard Hallandale MO - girl slides up beside you as you’re standing at the bar, she slides her hand into your pants and starts rubbing your cock. She lets you grab her ass, and maybe flashes her tits or pussy to you. As soon as you get hard, she says “let’s go”, and you’re off to the $25 communal lap dance room.

As soon as you sit down, she opens up your pants, grabs some lube from her tiny purse, greases up your dick, and starts in to a HJ. When you finish, she says “that’ll be $100 for the HJ and $25 for the dance.” Now, if you wanted a $125 HJ, this is your place! But if all you wanted was a $25 dance, you feel like you’ve been screwed.