It’s Biseggi, it’s Biseggi! Yeah! EVERYBODY KNOWS ME!! I’m that real NYC strip club reviewerer - me and my boy Snerzy!! I’m the “REAL DEAL, ITALIAN MEAL!”
I went to this all Old Glory Days and it was what I’d call a walk in the nursing home a bit. First girl was very very old blondy like grandma and wants to go in back after talking about pet animals for half An hour. Second girl dropped phone in toilet and then almost flush it. Then she wants dance ?? Even my boy Snerzy said no way - and he always dance.
Then floors are way outta whack. I accidentally fall down as soon as I walked in but it’s not me it’s the floors. I think maybe floor moves back and forth when you walk. I also saw walls peel when the all jukebox plays I think. Best part was one girl who got off big time from beat of Tina turner song.
I’d say skip Old Lusty Days and go to maybe NYC or Vegas clubs instead. Yeah!! Biseggi out!!
