Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Best Pub, worst "Club"

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bhazel
Dec 10, 2023, 10:56 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Penn's Port Pub is a go-go bar dive.

 

It is not helpful to think of the Pub as a traditional strip club in the vein of nearby Club Risque or Cheerleader's. This is a dive bar with expensive (for a dive) beer. The trade off is there are multiple nude women dancing right in front of you.

 

To me this is the best kind of sports bar. Why do I wanna sit around a bar with a bunch of sweaty men watching other sweaty men on a TV screen participate in a vaguely homoerotic activities. Please hand me a cold beer, and put me in front of a woman shaking her ass in a g-string thank you very much.

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