Everyone say it loud, Bugsy is selling alcohol! POLICE! POLICE! - Review of Bugsy's Speakeasy • 348 Broad St Elyria, OH 44035

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Downtown Elyria, which I have no idea how to pronounce. I parked behind the place plenty of parking back there. Didn't seem like a crazy area to me. Walk in bartender comes over and I order a drink. She says she has to scan my id first. Scans. No pat down. The other bartender comes over and says cover starts at 9. Just before then so no cover at this time. I asked how much dances were, they told me $20 downstairs, $25 upstairs. Layout is just a standard dive bar layout bar on right, small stage on left, nothing going on on stage at this time. Customers looked like just middle age white guys in here. About 7 or 8. I ate at the Mcdonalds near the airport right by Sam's Club. Don't eat there, the next few stops of strip clubbing was not about, girls, strip clubs, getting my dick sucked, no, it was all about finding a place to shit. I ran to the bathroom which looked like it was out of the 19th century and got to the toilet. I was in luck, either the grape flavored kool aid man just had diarhhea or they just cleaned the toilet, I went with the latter and it saved me time as I didn't have to wipe the seat. I sat down and let out an AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I was good for now. Dancers only about 5 tonight. Names were on the board when you come in. One black girl, maybe one latina or asian girl couldn't really tell and then the rest white girls. All looked 20's or 30's around. Not bad, none of the girls were bad looking. All average body types, except for one white girl who was very very thin. There was one white blonde girl here who was the only one I would've done dances with. All the girls were locked down, just bsing with the regulars. I walk out sit at the end of the bar. They give free popcorn here and they gave me a box. And I'm sitting like fucking asshole at the end of the bar all alone probably getting popcorn stuck in my teeth. Over the loudspeaker On my own by Michael Mcdonald and Patti Belle came on and I said fuck this shit and walked out. I got sick of waiting. I would head over to Brass Pole also in Elyria but there was nothing going over there, at least over here there was were dancers.