A Victim of Its Own Success

I think it's been well-established now that if you're looking for a good time clubbing in Southern California, Synn City of Industry is the place to be. The reasons why are numerous: there are always at least 10 girls working day or night, Thursday nights are POPPING with VIP specials, and you have a wide range of choices... slim, thicc, slimthicc, athletic, nerdy, tatted, nerdy tatted, milf, they got it all.

With everything going for Synn, you'd think I'd be giving it a ringing endorsement... but I feel like Synn has become a victim of its own success. I came through on a Friday night and used a discount card from a previous dance for $10 off; night cover is normally $20. When I walked through the curtain, though, I was stunned by what I saw: it was like a zoo, so crowded, there was no place to sit.

Now if the ratios were 2 girls for every guy it would be a different story... but for a night with almost 40 girls listed on the roll call, it felt like there are 60-80 dudes in the building. For a club the size of Synn that is A LOT, with no seats open and crowds of dudes just standing around scanning the room for dance partners. For the uninitiated, Synn's selection even under these circumstances is still better than average, with a mix of thicc Latinas, athletics AAs, skinny White girls, and the occasional Asian girl... but when there are 2 dudes for every lady, even a Costco variety of selection doesn't really matter.