Now called "Sunday FUNDAY"

THE MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO SHARE IS THAT EBONY INN IS NOW OPEN ON SUNDAYS BEGINNING AT 1:00 PM. This will continue throughout the NFL season right up to the Super Bowl. People arriving between 1:00 pm and 4:30 pm will be charged a $10 entrance fee, there will be a few special mixed drinks, and the dancers are supposed to charge a reduced rate for their services. I am not sure when the girls will start arriving and dancing, but when I arrived at 5:30 pm there were about 8 girls on the floor and more were getting dressed. By 8 pm there was a dozen or more.

I had not been to EI on a Sunday since Covid began, and I have been reporting that the quality and enthusiasm of the dancers on weekday afternoons has been going down. Ten years ago it was not uncommon tor 4 or 5 dancers to be on the stage by 5:30 pm on a Thursday afternoon with many more girls giving lap dances around the room. Lately if you see one dancer on stage using a pole it is a big deal, and since PG County instituted their new “no-nudity policy”, very few girls have been flashing on or off stage.

Not so tonight! While most of the girls wore outfits that covered their tits and their crotches, there were plenty of booties on full display. (One girl even wore homemade band-aids over her nipples under a wide-knit body-suit. Other girls would slide their flimsy bras aside to briefly display their upper torsos. One girl – her name is withheld to protect her innocence – even went bottomless for a few moments by pulling her tiny tiny brief down to her knees.) While most of the girls made the evening “interesting”, I will name two in particular: Brady or Beauty (not sure of her name because the music was so loud) and Sapphire. Brady is a tall skinny girl. (I have 2 by 4’s in my garage that have more curves than she does.). But what she lacks in curves she makes up in “accessibility”. Sapphire on the other hand wanted to do a lap dance for me. We did have a disagreement over how many songs we did together (7 versus 4), but I was willing to pay her $60 because she has a sweet personality and was very attentive. Definitely not the average stripper who is most concerned about how many greenbacks she can draw out of your pocket.