From one of the best clubs in the US to the worst club in Phoenix...why???
Phoenix used to be one of my favorite cities to visit years ago when I was traveling for business. This is many years ago, but back then Christie's was a gorgeous club with smoking hot girls. It was absolutely one of my top 5 clubs in the country. I used to love this club. Today, Christie's is now Platinum Plus and is nothing like what it used to be. I have never seen any club decline from a truly premier gentleman's club to an absolutely terrible strip club. TERRIBLE!!!
I went into Platinum Plus about a year ago and paid my cover and left within 10 minutes. The remodel they did of this gorgeous club was awful. They changed it from a gorgeous gentleman's club to an urban strip club. Regardless of how bad it was a year ago, I decided to stop in and check it out before heading over to Christie's in Tempe. To the credit of their management, I think they are very aware how bad this club is because they allowed me to come in and checkout the club before paying their cover charge. The floor guy kept pointing out girls to me and saying how gorgeous they were. I politely disagreed with him and shared that I do not like girls covered in ink and I liked girls thin and fit. As I was walking around the club I did see a little spinner standing alone and on her phone. Was she hot? No! Maybe a 4 or 5 but I wanted to see how they now dance here. I asked her for a dance and we walked upstairs. They have these cushioned benches along the wall upstairs (not couches). I saw a guy to my left and one to my right getting some good contact dances from some fat ugly girls, but the dances were good. My little spinner started dancing for me and was dancing about a foot away from me...yes...an air dance! About 10 seconds in I asked "what are you doing" and she explained that is how she danced. I pointed to the girls to each side of us and how they were dancing. She said that she does not dance like that. I stood up, said no thanks, and headed downstairs. I told the floor guy what happened and indicated I might have stayed had she given me some good quality dances, but that I was leaving.
I do not know how this club is still in business today, unless it is simply a money laundering operation. Someone really does not care about how bad this club is, so I am inclined to believe that there isn't much concern for this place to be a thriving strip club. You do not pump tons of money into remodeling a club and then hire terrible managers and ugly fat girls covered in tattoos. You recruit and retain beautiful girls even if you need to subsidize their income while the club builds its business. I have written this in prior reviews, but you don't find highly educated managers with ivy league MBA's running these clubs. It's really a sad story on how one of the best clubs in the United States has declined into one of the worst. I do not get why someone let this happen???
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