One and done

It’s been some time since I’ve been to a Vegas strip club. That, and the cover price, was making me think twice about going into one. It seems like the average cover is $40. Some are $100. This club has no cover, and it was only a few blocks from my hotel.

I go in. There is a two drink minimum and you are directed right to the bar. You pay for both drinks right away. $16 for two light beers.

I then sat down to look around. At first it seemed like it was a long narrow place with a single poled stage in the center. It was dark but my quick powers of observation showed me five girls and three guys. Then I looked closer and noticed that there was a mirror along the wall making it look bigger I was double counting. Sh!t. I must have been wasted. The room was small and square; not long and narrow. Five girls was really three.