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I came, I saw, I nutted

The Go-Go Rama
Hwy 35 & Laurence Pkwy Laurence Harbor, NJ 08879
Ahhh the Go-Go Rama, a lovely establishment that looks like it was designed in 1974. They did get a new rug though. Let's see long it takes before someone cristens that rug with some splooge. I give it a week. It was a wednesday so with instagram post shown at the door you get in for free. They have different specials for days of the week. 7 dollar drink when you get in, free refills. no booze. Rumors have it they have hot chocolate. I dont know if they are true. Does this mean they also have marshmellows? Can we get some smores and titties? One day ill find out. You can sit outside on the 2nd row for free or instead and throw dollars at the bitches. Youre choice. I like to make it drizzle on the hoes. One this particular evening, there was an array of hoochies. Some were small. Some were kinda chubby. Some had fake buttcheeks. Some spoke English. None spoke Chinese. Some were veterans of the game. Some were rookies. None of them banged me. Cause theres no extras at the Go Go Rama. But they do the veterans of the game. I dont have to say their names. Youll know when you get there. Theyve been grinding on the penis for decades. Their only mission in life.....to make dudes ejaculate in their pants. They usually succeed. Lap Dances are 30 a piece now. Thanks a lot Joe Biden. VIP is 140 for 15 and 240 for 30. You decide how long you need to bust that fatty bro. I'd tell you who I used, but then if you went and did the same, we'd be nut brothers. How fun out there fellas. Booyah.