Got to Cheetahs around 2 pm. I’ll start with a few positives. Free parking, and plenty of it when I was there. Free entry, and no pat down. Free lunch until 3. I did not get any, but my buddy said his was pretty good, considering it was on the house. Beers were about $6 each I think.
I was met by some VERY hands, bold dancers. The first girl I encountered immediately put her hand down my pants, and asked me how I was doing. She, like every other one I encountered were some form of Latina. No AA’s, white or Asian girls. I turned her, and every other girl down as I saw one that was better than a 5, and she was amazing… until I saw her GIANT BBL. Those uge fake asses just aren’t my thing. I found every girl I met was able to speak at least SOME decent English. I was always able to have basic conversations with them. From previous experience, and the hands on approach, I am certain I would have had very high mileage in the back communal lap dance area. There is not actual private areas AFAIK. After my friend was done with his lunch, and we had finished our 2nd drinks, we took off. Tootsies is only about 10-15 minutes away, so we figured we’d head over there before the usual. expected late Dayshift stripper desert that seems to happen most days around 5:30. It’s so disappointing to strike out at Cheetah’s. I remember having some incredible afternoons there in the past. But, as they say, the only constant in the universe is change, and our hobby isn’t immune to that. When I’m in the area I will still give it a shot seeing as it is a very good risk/reward scenario.
