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Had friends in town so we dropped by after drinking at a nearby bar. I don't come here often but the place hasn't changed much since I've been going. Valet is available and there's street parking nearby. Cover charge is $20 (might be cheaper earlier in the evening if I recall). Sadly no alcohol is available and this club could really really benefit from having a liquor license. Paid $9 for a tiny bottle of Arrowhead. Are there margins really that thin that they can't go for Fiji or Evian??

Dropped by at around midnight and the place wasn't crowded at all. Not including the 3 of us I counted about 5 or 6 patrons. Definitely more dancers were on the floor than customers. We sat down at a table near the bar and immediately a dancer came over and talked to us. Told us her name was MILA and she is probably one of the more attractive dancers I've ever seen working at a strip club. Gorgeous face, very tight body with an incredible ass. She's from Russia which means she spent about 1-minute making chit-chat before she got down to business. Broke down the prices of all the different dances available and after mentioning the price of each dance she said, "plus tip". "$200 for 15-minutes plus tip", etc. She said we could pay for dances on a credit card and then paused for a beat and said, "the charge on the statement won't say strip club". As if my only concern was that Ira (my accountant) was going to ask me about why there's a $1k charge on my Centurion from STRIP CLUB. I briefly considered going for 15-minutes but I could easily see this turning into a very expensive dance with not much of a return.