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I've been here over the years. It was a rock'in place when it was Fantasy Nights. I was hoping something like that was possible. For some reason I thought they served alcohol, nope. Full nude, not that I saw though.

It was early, just after noon so normally clubs are very hit and miss whether any dancers are there. What intrigued me was an obvious dancer standing by her car outside the door as I drove by. I circled around to confirm and she was still hanging out there. I figured it was likely they had some activity. What excited me was the second girl in the vehicle came to open the door for me. Wow was she hot! She ended up being the bartender with the older, battle worn blonde the dancer.

I should have walked when I saw a Labatt's but found out it was non-alcoholic, strike one. Then they had a $10 cover for day shift, strike two. Why I paid and stayed is idiotic on my part. I guess I had some hope of perhaps dancing with the bartender but I should have known better. The final strike came when they quoted the dance prices, $40 for topless and went up quite steeply from there. I finally came to my senses and declined. I guess I was mesmorized by the bartender rubbing her boobs through her dress, fantasy nights where are you? She was complaining how her boobs hurt so I could see it would have been a disaster if I did somehow get a dance with her. I took a hike shortly after.