Lookers run by idiots

Well tonight was a rare first for me in the stripclub game. Ive been to well over 700 clubs throught North America and Europe. Many of which have received reviews right here on TUSCL!

So its pretty tough to surprise a guy that has been to a stripclub in a 1940s house complete with a front porch, in a hidden basement under a clothing retailer, in a tin shack at the end of a dirt road, and in a former industrial warehouse in Munich. But the idiots at Lookers in Ft. Myers came thru.

I was not permitted to enter because I had golf shorts on - in 95 degree daylight (6pm) heat in Florida. Some old worn out hooker at the front explained only "designer shorts" were permitted. Whatever the hell those are? I'm not even sure how she could even see what I was wearing with her eyes mostly closed from botox addiction.