Lunch at CRB

Was making a two-fer stop this day and decided I’d kick things off at Club Risque in Bristol. I got there about 30 min after they opened and was definitely the first customer there. Ordered my $5 beer and put in for a club sammich as well, since they do free lunch here during the week. Yep, you read me right, free! Pretty great for those who can duck in during a lunch break. Food is just OK but you can’t beat a zero price tag.

For dancers, the first up was K, a blonde who I couldn’t tell if she was in her 20s or 40s. Lighting was playing tricks on my eyes. She seemed nice enough but couldn’t dance much. After her two songs on stage, she went right to the back. Ok, with me being the only one there, I can see it. As a few others start to come in, J1 takes the stage. I’ve seen her before, a Latina with large boltons both top and bottom. Great views but she also danced very minimally. Was friendly on the tip walk but also went straight to the back after completing her rounds.

By this point, my food had come out and there was at least a one or two song intermission. Afterwards, J2 came down the spiral staircase. I’ve seen her before, a long time ago at the old Red Raven. Dirty blonde Brazilian with some less noticeable work done than J1. She did her tip walk and you guessed it walked right to the back afterwards.

Maybe all these girls were starving and wanted to toss back some lunch before hustling? Who knows. But nobody even came around the outside to try and sell any $20 dances or the $220 VIP. I finished my meal, left a tip for the bartender and headed to my second stop