Not a Standard Strip Club Visit

It has been several years since I visited Sunset Strip. I have always found it to be a solid place where I got what I was looking for. I guess my recent visit falls into that category but I have to say it was not a standard strip club visit.

The building and parking lot are a little run down these days. I pulled in on a Wednesday around four in the afternoon. I understand that is not exactly a hopping time for strip clubs but I was surprised there was only one car in the parking lot. I was not even sure they were open. Walked in through the usual double door set up and was greeted by what seemed to be a completely empty facility. No one at the counter. No customers. No girls on stage. Just no one. After a minute a nice looking woman came over and greeted me. I think the cover was $20, which seemed odd given that literally no one was there and there were no dancers around but whatever. Pretty sure it included a non-alcoholic drink.

Woman was attractive, probably early-40s, well built and definitely my type. She asked if I wanted to sit down and I said sure. Made our way around to a couple of chairs and talked for maybe 5-10 minutes. During that entire time I did not see a single person. During our convo she lays out the private dance options. Lap dance was $120 and she made it clear there were no extras with that. It was implied that at $300 things get interesting and the more you spend from there, the better the options. This is where I always get in trouble at clubs. $300 is way too much to spend on some mid-level extras but once I have gone through the trouble to get to the club, pay to get in, deal with the small talk, I am just like "fuck it", let's do it. I took the $300 for 15 minutes option.