ok... i am going to give a review of this place but there is not much to say... because of this, i am going to mention the places i went after/instead... i know this is going to make some of the reviewers very VERY mad and upset but i am going to do it anyway because i appreciate it when others do it to let me know about other clubs around the one being reviewed ...
paradizios--- i went here on wed afternoon like 3ish... they did not charge me a cover (normally 10 i believe) which was odd.. the reason-not one girl in there... the place is in a not so great area of irvington.. there was parking right outside in front but i parked along the car dealership across the street... never had trouble finding a spot there .. you walk in (usually pay a cover and get patted down) but not today... i have been here before even earlier (like 1-2) and there were a few girls working but not today... the bar is long and rectangular with a small stage in the center.. there is a small glass enclosure in the middle against the back wall.. im not sure what this is for??.. a shower show?? never saw anyone go in there before... there is a small bench and curtain towards the back by the dj booth--i would imagine for couch dances--though ive never been and have never seen anyone else go in there,,, there are some tables and chairs right when you walk in but they are usually taken by the staff... there is a small but recently renovated bathroom that is a lot better than it used to be... there were two other customers in the place this day just sitting by themselves... there was a dj playing crappy music waaaay too unnecessarily loud out of the blown speakers... i did not get a beer but i can tell you that they are 10 dollars... alll beers are 10 dollars no matter what kind you get but they dont seem to care if you get a drink or not in this place... i do not know how much couch dances are but the girls can be very fun at your seat when they are there... this place is very hit or miss.. sometimes the funnest time ive had in years and sometimes a total waste of time.. one girl finally came out and went right to the other customer... i waited a bit and then cut my losses and decided to go somewhere else... the dude working said if i come back he wouldnt charge me but i never made it back.. this was my longer review of a club with as many details i could think of.. now here is a quickie of the other 3 i went to after
vics place--- 5 minutes away from paradizios... there was a cover (between 5and10 bucks but cant remember) about 10 customers and 5 dancers.. 3 dancers busy with customers the whole time.. one dancing... and one walking around the whole time.. only one dancer came over to me (this place can be like this) but she was cool and friendly (and pretty hot).. i got one dance at my seat for 10 bucks and it was fine and worth is... then she hung around while i gave her a massage and it was a fair trade :) ... waited a little while but not one other girl came over to me so i left... 1 budweiser was 7 bucks and i believe private dances were 30.
clancys pub (20 minutes away) ... no cover -- budweiser was only 5 i believe... only two seats available at the bar smooshed between lots of people so i went to the back where it was empty and there was plenty of tables and booths... not 1 girl came up to me even though it looked like there was at least 5 or 6 walking around?? didnt feel like waiting around..
5th avenue sports bar in patterson.... no cover... i think the bud bottle was like 7... sat at the bar at first... there is a stage but NOONE dances.. but girls come around inside the bar for tips anyway which is annoying .. and once they start they all come over real friggin quick to suck you dry before you run out the door... was there for a while watching every worker there scroll on there phones nonstop and one finally made it over... sat next to me and ordered a drink.. the bartender got it and told me i was paying for it.. i know this game... so i was like huh? what? ididnt order anything? the bartender knows this game too and pretended to berate the dancer for doing such a sneaky thing haha.. i paid for it and said lets go over to a table instead... we went to the table that wasnt taken up by dancers on their phones and she was a little fun but it wasnt worth it!!... finished my beer and left...
i live pretty far from these place and this day was a waste but live and learn... i have had fun at all these places (except clancys) in the past but too many girls these days just sit there on their phones and dont go up to the customers for hours and the managers dont do anything about it :( ///
