Nature Is Healing

I made another trip out to Vegas last week and of course that meant another trip to the Spearmint Rhino. I haven’t found another club in Vegas to match it.

I called the club for a ride/free entry around 11:30pm, they said they could get me a ride but it would take about 2 hours. WTF. They then said if I found my own way there via taxi or ride share, they’d put me on the VIP list and get me in for free (cover charge is still around $45 or so). I took that option and got the free entry. Tip, fuck the ride share, my Lyft ride there from the hotel cost twice as much as my taxi ride back to the hotel. Take a taxi, your cabbie will also more than likely offer to take you a friendly massage parlor that he can vouch for (or help you get some incall), these fuckers are some real life Vegas pimps and pumpkin ain’t easy.

It wasn’t weekend crazy busy, but there was still a decent number of customers and dancers working. The bouncer walked me to a table near the 2 smaller stages and I had a dancer sitting on my lap almost immediately. Can’t they wait a bit? Anyways, waitstaff was fast and efficient. A bottle of beer ran $14.