High Hustle Factor

It’s behind Carmax on University Ave. Uncle Bucks Boobie Bungalow shares a parking lot. There aren’t lines painted on the pavement so people park every which way. It’s like they get off to a good start but some jerk comes and parks like an idiot then others don’t know how to line up after that.

I went to the front door and two drunk guys are telling the bouncer door guy a story and he is acting like he doesn’t want to hear it. He asks me if I have any guns or knives and I say no and he tells me to go ahead with no pat down. I go up the steps into a big door area then proceed inside and the girl takes my ID, takes a photo of the back with a phone, charges me $11, and I’m in.

As soon as I walk in a 40 year old heavy set woman follows me to the bar and when the bartender takes my order (Modelo on tap, tall $11) she asks me to buy her a drink with the bartender standing there. She gets a tall beer also, and the total is $25. I’m not sure how that works, her beer cost more than mine. So with tip I’m down $41 before I sit down. The 40 year old immediately tries to get me to the private dances and I told her I just got here so she left.