Convenient, if that’s your thing.

I pop in here sporadically when I have a few minutes to spend for debauchery. What I like is that the dancers here are generally motivated. When you sit down you rarely need to initiate dialogue, mostly because English is their 3rd language, but also because there has been a high dancer to customer ratio. They speak in order of Spanish, body language, and then “wanna dance”. Summer time tends to accentuate the favored ratio to customers. If you don’t speak Spanish there are a handful of AA who are happy to assert themselves. My only suggestion is to tip the AA if you’d like to have a conversation in English and have good service. The Cubans don’t even try English and you’ll get better service if you speak their language. I’ve observed this firsthand anyway.

I saw a lot of middle aged white guys here lately. Maybe they’ve caught on to the level of service, w/no haggling and no endless chit chat before getting down to business. I had 20 minutes today to stop and see what was available. About 7-8 Cubans were there congregating and at various times circulating to their middle aged white men. The 3 AAs dancing today were all approachable, one was fit(and enhanced) the other was voluptuous (all natural) and the other was small/spinner. The parking lot was full, but as a dancer quickly pointed out it was due to business being slow and dancers coming in to try and make up for lost business to make ends meet. Gotta like those odds! I sat in the dance area and immediately had to decline the Cuban dancers because I was waiting for an AA to finish w/her customer across the room. I did try out a white spinner dancer (Iris) with nipple piercings. Attractive yet mechanical so I stopped with one song, $10 and done. Then 2 minutes later I was with the AA and she was providing small talk before I said I had to go soon. That prompted excellent sensual floor dances for about 10 minutes, where the mileage gets better after each song culminating in me feeling satisfied after 3 songs. At $10/song I gave her $50 and dodged out to the bright summers day feeling refreshed and wanting to take a nap as soon as I got home. Drinks are 2 for 1 well $11, and pitchers of beer are still $6. Bottle beer about $5. All in this trip cost me about 20-25 minutes of my time and $60. I call that efficient for my schedule, and I was there from about 2:00-2:30 PM. Bouncers always do the obligatory pat down on everybody when you enter, but no drivers license since I’m recognized. Usually the license scan is done if the bouncer doesn’t recognize you. I even had one bouncer asked me if I’ve been 86 from here! I was taken a back, he let me in, and later apologized saying I looked exactly like some prior offender. There is a sign in the bathroom warning patrons to avoid nefarious activity or you will be escorted out. These minor details can scare away certain types of customers, but by the looks of things at the club it didn’t sway the 6 or 7 middle aged white guys in attendance. I didn’t partake in the vip where $20 dances take place with a little more privacy, but that’s because it was full! There are about 5-6 spots in vip and the dancers were waiting to get a spot with their PL standing outside of VIP. Quite unusual for a hot summer day. Most days you can get your pick where you want to sit.