Could have been fun, but…

I was hanging out in Vegas and had had some good drinks and a great meal. There was an “interesting” encounter at dinner which led me to desire heading out to see good titties and so I checked out Uber to see where I could go for a reasonable amount. Crazy Horse III popped up and I decided the hell with it, I had $200 burning a hole in my pocket and so I decided to live a little.

I got to Crazy Horse III and no-one was outside and so I walked on in. Lady at the cover charge area looked at me funny and said “You were just able to walk in.” I said “Yeah, why?” Suddenly a bouncer came up, I had to go outside with him, show him my ID and get patted down BEFORE I was given the opportunity to pay a $50 cover charge(yes this was a Tuesday night in the middle of summer, no almost no-one else was there.).

I figured in for a penny and all that other bullshit and so I paid the cover charge to at least go in and found a very nicely appointed club with a cool bar and a somewhat small main stage. There were probably 15 dancers in there and all were attractive. I went to the bar ordered a domestic beer and was charged $15 for the privilege. I tried to watch the stage show but was immediately claimed by a dancer.