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An eloquent review from a curious fellow.

The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
First time there, only around 3 dancers till around 10 pm where the other 8 dancer showed up. The dancers were friendly most good looking only 2 who I felt were not up to standard. Lap dances(cost 20$) were very provocative touching allowed if the girls like you( saw one guy get kicked out due to the dancers not like him touching her). A little chilly in there when not in the back room getting a lap dance or something else ;). Prices for drinks are 3$ on most days. As long as your nice and tip generously you won't be without company. Also some great dancers in there I will return and such recommend this establishment.

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Electronman
"Eloquent" is a bit of an overstatement. A bit more details on mileage and extras would have been helpful. How did you know the reason that the customer got kicked out?
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