Chill mostly empty daytime stripclub

The Flamingo is kind of spooky/empty in the daytime, in an agreeable kind of way. There was no crowd at all (more dancers than customers). Dancers are friendly and pretty casual. Some are very good looking, and some aren't. And some weren't working real hard on stage when I was there, but there were only like 2 customers, so I wouldn't really expect them to (others put in a lot of effort and were doing pole tricks). Drinks are pretty cheap (4-5 dollars for a mixed drink). VIP dances are $20 (plus $10 for a vip bracelet), and I've never gotten one that I didn't like. I think they do $10 dances not in VIP, but I've never actually seen anyone get one the times I've been there. Everyone there, from dancers to management to the bartender to even other customers, has always been very straight with me, never tried to hustle me, overcharge me, or anything like that. It's small enough that there is a weird sort of community vibe to it. Lots of love to the Dirty Bird.